I am done with love. Bye. Van Gogh and the yellow paint, Sylvia Plath and her untimely death. Choose a monologue that can showcase your acting and storytelling skills best. Be brave, little Piglet ! The others who were there with me couldnt figure it out either. They wish they could be me. Shes no hero, none of us are, were all just dying in our own ways. The morning sky was clear, not a cloud could be seen for miles. Silly stuff. There is barely any left from last time! Most people would love to be me. By: Jayden Buitt, Mississippi, USA, Age 14 Description: A teen has a conversation with a stranger on a plane. The hospital is right next to a middle school and I can see kids my age talking, playing sports, and eating pizza for lunch. Why cant I get the money? Maybe fifteen. Well more like we were kicked out of a party. I know better than to trust my instincts. I wasnt gonna say anything before, because Im no marine biologist, but if she (gestures across) is gonna order that, Im gonna have to speak up. (Pauses.) I know, I know. Im not the one who needs a therapist. Thats why I was almost relieved when I was placed in regular math classes this year. Mr. Rupert sits at that table for his lunch break, and trust me, you dont want to sit there. She . Not very Devon is it? I say. (freezes in place) It seems to be working fine. I like Rabbit, because he uses short easy words like "How about lunch?" Im learning that we dont move through life, life moves through us. By: Jeremiah Reid, Age 16, North Carolina, USA Description: A person who takes things a little too literally gets quite upset when their date orders shrimp fried rice. By: Jen P., Tulsa, Oklahoma, Age 15 Gender: Female Genre: Dramatic Description: A teenager complains to a friend about household chores. I didnt know all of the pressure that it would be. MY EARS. Anyways Im truly flattered but I mean, it aint going to happen. But thats okay. But I guess we cant go back in time, can we? My shoulder, my skin, my musclescompletely burned through. What am I supposed to do? Ive been thinking about learning to play an instrument. Im the one who calls the shots around here, see? Eeyore: If y'ask me, when a house looks like that, it's time to find another one. Help me set up for your sisters party! By: Naia Thethy, Age 11, Washington D.C., USA Description: A person calls a government agency and admits to starting a zombie apocalypse. I was so dumb. Now, to continue my story. I thought he was just going to visit friends or maybe my grandma. I babysat a lot last summer and I feel like I was a really good leader. Ha! But other than that, its a great place to work. Whoa you even growl like my dog! I was the one who deserved his time. [Rabbit] Oh, no, not that. But, through the numbness, I still manage to find a way to cry. It bodes well to be a coward at a time like this. (knock knock) Who is it? [Piglet] Oh, Owl, I don't need but I'm afraid, I'm scared. Im going to go home to a two-bedroom house and pray to God we have enough to pay for the electric bill. Did I do something wrong? [Owl] Good, that will just give me time to tell you about my Uncle Clyde, a very independent barn owl. Thats why I had to take this job Whats it like? If he hadnt made me fall in love with him, I never would have been turned into this! I feel our connection has been lost and I have fallen for someone else. It was just a thing we did, you know. Man, this guy really is bad at taking No for an answer, said Life. His name was Alex. Well, Im great! I first maneuvered that path when I was younger than most of you are now. (laughs) We never should have fought in the first place, and sometimes I wish we couldve paused the whole world for a bit longer, so we couldve made more memories. You also cant keep it in your pocket. Oh! Genre: Dramatic. Oh, yeah, hey Charlie. So, I left around 8:00 and got to work at 8:30 and my new assistant wasnt even there. Other times, I think he had a kid cause he likes whippin. Whatever the reason, Im makin plans. I heard my dad once tell my mom that if there was a nuclear war, the only things left would be the cockroaches and Keith Richards, the skeleton-looking guy. Weeks of messages from people I love dearly went unanswered. (Slaps forehead again and makes irritated noise) Jeanine! My coach knows, my teammates know, my friends know, social media knows, and worst of all, my friends and family know. Hey, Im I I I cant do this. Every time we get to a new farm we set up a tent that we will live in. Everyones getting ready to go. But some days you dont hear it. [Christopher Robin] That's a very good idea Eeyore. Okay, bye. Genre: Dramatic Its not a bad thing Mom! Ya think that I would work away, makin shoes and boots for all da rich uns, just to let a theivin scud the likes of ye, come long and snatch me riches? Sometimes, I simply feel there is no reason to wake up in the morning. *sigh* Okay, then. Well I say now, someone has, Pooh, did you do that? I actually caught it! I kept it simple just saying "Happy Birthday. Do you get my drift? I feel love when I look in his eyes. I know that you think of me as your cute baby girl with her pretty dress and crown hoping to one day marry a prince. Never have been. There, now. Nothing but a gloried delivery man if you ask me! Unlike you, I dont want to go to jail. Oh okay I believe you. Yes, SHE BELIEVED ME!! She loves being held. Ooh, maybe I could write about a character who cant come up with a monologue and they are trying to brainstorm ideas on what to write about. Now, one day, Pooh and Piglet, Rabbit and Roo were all playing Pooh-sticks together. It has vegetables and its good for me. Well, let me tell you. Tiggers love parties! They were doing that thing where they were trying to keep their voices down, but its totally obvious. eeyore monologue. My mom and I are doing great, just me and her, and a part of me is glad my father left. The tales of Christopher Robin and his menagerie of stuffed nursery companions were the bases for a set of children's verses that became the Winnie the Pooh books. Hed miss my game and apologize later. And its very cold in space-brrrr! Needs planks for bracing. Im so tired. Maybe next year it will be alright again. You cant just sit around all day and wait for things to get better. Hello! I went into Pink, right? No puedo itsits a pimple! Youre at a boring part? I can only see them, my children. Im having a nightmare, but Im awake. Whatever. Let us practice face painting on you, they said. You still have the same friends as last year, and the lunches are only a little different, so how can it be that bad? All the water was drained away, and the gates were chained up. Second Place Winner! First I tried to tell dad, but he was asleep. I mean I get that its symbolic. Okay, that doesnt sound that bad, but my door is closed at night. You just have to let your stick drop in a twitchy sort of way. Where are you going? So Owl flew out over the flood and he soon spotted two tiny objects below him. Im so sick of it. She was like (Turns dramatically to the side, lowers glasses and hunches over, shaking a finger, mimicking granny.) This is outrageous. (Sits back down at desk and starts writing.). It concerns a distant cousin of mine who became so frightened during a flood that he [Piglet] I beg your pardon Owl, but I t-t-think we're coming to a very big waterfall. Im an honest monster. After a while, me and my stepdad started arguing. Really? Im jealous. The only thing interesting about him is his name. This is a joke, right? He says it was a cat. I mean whats next, manta ray steamed vegetables? Oh OK, now Im causing a scene? You know whats causing a scene? I have a hair and make-up artist and a personal trainer. You you think Im pretty? Piglet: I-I-I-I expect it was T-T-T-T-Tigger! At that, I asked Haley to drive me back home because frankly, I could not handle one more mishap. Counting down the minutes until I fail this test. Not for losing this, youre okay, you lost nothing. But look, you really shouldnt make fun of the homeless. [Kanga] Now, if you would ask me, I think it just a wee bit [Christopher Robin] Cheer up, Eeyore! My pap told us that he heard of a nice farm in Fresno that is offering workers a place to live in a house on the farm. Well, if Im honest, numb. than I thought, You dont actually listen. I met James in a grief support group. Second Place Winner! Until one day he left and didnt come back. By: Chloe Cramutola, Age 16, New Jersey, USA Description: In a world where everyone has gone missing, one teen remains, imagining that he/she is a radio show host. Go have fun! Jeanine jumps looking a bit startled but then angrily picks up the phone.) There were tons of people waiting in line after me. With a hefty happy appetite, Since we are both stuck here for another good moment, I figure I will tell you a little about myself, whether you are interested or not. The pitcher had a no-hitter going and even though he just walked three batters the whole team wanted him to pitch the full no-hitter. My cat Ringo is coming into the kitchen, guess he heard me. [Eeyore] If it is a good morning, which I doubt. By: Niesha M., Fort Worth, Texas, USA, Age 12 Gender: Female Genre: Comedic Description: A wife tells her husband about a stray cat shes taken in. Be a good boy, Ringo. Sure, it was fun going to beaches and being with friends and having the time of our lives, but we cant go back. Kennedy was the worst of them all. We should totally do that! Definitely not! Third Place Winner! (Beat.) I have participated in clubs you have never even heard of and my extracurricular record spans 5 pages. My trip to Venus took two months. Oh, stop looking at me like that! She knows that shrimp is the one thing Im scared of. Thank you for being so considerate, mom! Christopher Robin: I think we all ought to play Pooh-sticks! Shes making everyone sit back down. By: Konrad Poniatowski, Age 12, Pennsylvania USA Description: The Wolf from the Three Little Pigs complains to his cellmate in jail. It splashed all over my Ann Taylor blouse and onto my Jimmy Choos. I know you think you can just waltz in here and take my place, but I got news for you, its not happening. Genre: Comedic. Last night, I had a dream. The result, more time. Theres a train that comes out under the tunnel behind the bowling alley every day at 4:00. (waits a second) He stopped. I just want a quiet life, a peaceful, happy life. Id finally get a break from him pulling my poor tail and plucking my precious apricot colored-fur. Adios! My mind rushes with thoughts as I picture a nice warm home with bedrooms, a kitchen, Baos, todo. And if you regain your memory, I hope you dont suddenly like her better than me. Go to a park and have normal experiences but I cant. You know what, Im just gonna let him take me, jail shouldnt be too bad right? I am the President. Ugh, Mia, please would you get out of bed? As soon as she saw me, she jumped. My friends. She is confronted by her sister as she prepares to search for their lost brother (who may or may not be gone for good). That was ten years ago, and I still cant accept anyones apology. Thats mine. Listen buddy, I'm gonna stop you right there. WITH THEIR MASSIVE HORNS! First, we dont ask to be here then BOMB, were in the world with all these worldly duties that we have, like to be nice to your neighbors, go to school, grow up and be something, blah blah you know the rest. Its fascinating how my own family managed to ignore my existence for fourteen days. Winnie the Pooh (pooh) Yum, yum. Hesitates.) (turns back to groom). By: Thalia O., Lakewood, CA, USA, Age 16 Gender: Male or Female Genre: Comedy Description: A teen shows off an ability to read minds. When I turned 18 and welcomed my womanhood, it all started to feel darker. So I do care, so I'll climb there, It was kinda embarrassing, (Imitates speaker voice) Jackie McCartney please come to the front office. We were in the middle of a math test! I went to get a spoon, but before I knew it, the door slammed, and he was gone. Eeyore shook himself, and asked somebody to explain to Piglet what happened when you had been inside a river for quite a long time. His office is right down the hall, third door on the left. I dont care. All I know is that today, this day, is my first birthday. (Pause) I refuse because I cant make out what new places the eyes of others are staring at. Ha! What they do see is weird kid and obnoxious boy blowing gargantuan bubbles during class. The sun had already risen, its heat overbearing. She likes this one band, Nirvana, and I swear you cannot understand a single word they are singing. The troll grunts something unintelligible and pulls your pencil out of his pocket. Leave behind my problems and soar into the sky. Im so sorry I wasnt paying attention and my song was on, you know and I was just in the groove like ayyy ayyy ayyy ayyy, ooouuuuuuu (Sunflower) oh uh sorry but my foot was just on the gas pedal, well its supposed to be duh, anyways just give me the ticket Ill pay whatever. Truly saw me. And yet, she chooses to keep me locked outside of this door. 911, what is your emergency? And it struck me like lightning. Signing up for therapy, exploring medication options, and developing healthy ways to cope. Wait a sec. (Pop!). My name is Jeanine Brefcyznki and I know that those are two very polar, funny sounding names but thats just me! (beat) (disappointed) Oh, I understand, it is too big (selling again, inspired, excited) I still think you should do it, Mr. President. Okay, now, back to business. Little did he know that my history of self-harm made me tolerant to pain and my terrible upbringing made me a great fighter. (Smiles but then frowns again.) Hahaha, Im such a mad man. It doesnt matter as much. Always knew it would., Most likely he's stuck. He wasnt even that nice-looking, anyway. Funny question, you see I was a dancer. No response from Jayla) You know what, do whatever. The man raised his gun and pointed it at us. I am what I appear to be. One good thingI have a pet. If anything, this dragon assaulted and harassed me! Genre: Comedic. By: CJ Lawrence, Age 14, Minnesota, USA Description: A girl explains to her brother why she doesnt go out at night. We gathered the best quotes from the lovable character and cant wait to hear more in Disneys Christopher Robin, streaming now on Disney+! [Gopher] That supercilious scoundrel confiscated my honey! First Place Winner! I keep this planet growing with my own two hands. (yawns) I am not tired! Id bet you win, which sucks for me, but hey maybe Ill get second, which is in some ways better than first. (Grabs the paper and crumbles it up) Why is this so dang hard!!!! Genre: Dramatic. Why is she shuffling through the papers so fast? Oh well, no matter. Oh, here. Howre you doing this fine morning? I know that shell be really disappointed, and I am too, in myself. I waited about fifteen minutes, then I realized that I had to go to the bathroom. NO. First Place Winner By: Hannah Chaffin, Age 16 Gender: Any Genre: Dramatic Description: A conceited high school girl who volunteers to visit a disabled boy, is called out for actually being selfish and egotistical. By: Marina Paul, Age 16, Utah, USA Description: Daughter confronts her mother about their relationship. I was freaking out. Its important?Well, go ahead. Well, have you heard of the Seven Deadly Sins? If anyone wants one, now is a good time to order one. I guess I will see you soon. Oh. Im takin Trout. Now Im forced to stay inside, just watching the nature that I used to prowl. The most notable features of this poem are the halting speech that Milne uses and the brief asides that come into the poem within parenthesis. By: Macy B., Los Alamitos, California, USA, Age 16 Gender: Any Genre: Dramatic Description: Camille is a young girl who is praying to God about her troubled family life. What if I fall in, what happens then? He smiles with black teeth. Use a doctor note, well I tried that one too, and as it turns out Im not very good at forging signatures. He is my first real friend since I lost you May. Ill never get married, or have children, or finish my snake skin collection or fulfill my life-long dream of being a fortune-cookie writer. 1. I would use any excuse in the book to not have to perform. But it is bad for me to as him out? I will tell her it was auto correct. Because they know, and you know, youre not. By:Brooke E., Little Rock, Arkansas, USA, Age 14 Gender: Any Genre: Comedic Description: A student finds an extra credit science assignment is going horribly wrong as overgrown dough attracts a wave of deadly pigeons. I remember grabbing his hand again, it was still warm. Im 32. I understand that its like the second class of the year and you want to form a relationship with your new students or whatever, but not like that. (covers phone with hand) What? I used to get Ribeye, now all I get is Filet Mignon, the portion size dropped significantly, as well as the fat content! Well, I wasnt supposed to be washing dishes for a living. Never without food, clothes, encouragement, or warmth. Finds a candle. Of course I love animals. Well, Im a prince and-believe it or not- a true god. Hed leave early with an apology. Water. Oh crap I have a file?! I felt out of place. I can handle it on my own. Hes typing!! Take all the time you need. This would be my moment! Maybe move your screen back a little? I left my backpack on the floor. Whatcha got there? I made my way out to the kitchen and then I saw her. That thunder and lightning surrounding us? Hey Jason. Or at least until hes buried beneath a snow drift. And Im gonna be okay. When you mutter like that, Pooh, we can't have a productive discourse about the situation. All right, lets get one thing straight Mr. Brown. Do you want to get burritos? (Softly.) Or FAAAAST! But you can always feel it when you are travelling in the wrong direction. Friend groups got more complicated, so was lunch, seating choices, there was so much homework, and the teachers were really different. Until at last he said to Rabbit in a rather sticky voice: Well, good bye, if you're sure you won't have any more. We used to be best friends. No. A monologue happens when you think to yourself something like, "I need to buy bread." But other times, when you are reasoning, you might entertain and engage several points of view like a. First Place Winner! Its a girlfriends job to watch out for girls who want to steal him away. Why are you back here? By: Hanna Collins, Cupertino, California, USA, Age 15 Gender: Female Genre: Dramatic Description: A Chinese mother lectures her child about how easy her life is. And in high school, the bullying got worse. Yes, she died by choking on pasta. My dad was a phony and a liar and I hated him. I was his daughter; he was supposed to care. After you left, I never asked how your new friends were, or how your new school was because I didnt know what to say. There is no single pattern of rhyme that unites them although there are many instances of rhyme, both half and full rhyme. And Pooh rolled and rolled until he was black all over. Well, Im here now, Allison. You only have two pencils so you have to get it back or your mother will nag you for losing it and costing her a small fortune in school supplies. Eeyore Character Analysis. Well I think its safe to assume that I have something to tell you all. Bon Jovi guitarist Richie Sambora has dropped out of the current leg of the rock bands tour because of personal issues. The good news is Sambora is said to be seeking help to sort of his issues, the bad news is that the tour will go on as scheduled. You feel yourself panic, the waves getting bigger and bigger! Im just in this circle of unhappiness because I dont look like I want to. And help yourself, Pooh. He is sailing clean out of the book. Im giving her the silent treatment, if thats not clear. If you need any assistance dont hesitate to ask me. One of the oldest names we know. How many Mariias have buried their Cossacks, so many songs are folded in Ukraine. I'm a hefty happy Pooh. Great. Theres no one to hold them back and tell them what not to do. My mom just bought it for me. I only had my pajamas I slept in, so I wore them, as you can see. Thats why thats why I-I-I already told you. Third Place Winner! You can have that power bar youve been eyeing on your desk, and I can go ride my skateboard for the next hour. Heck, it puts everyones costume to shame. I guess he noticed how lost and scared I looked, because he gestured for me to hide with him. Ellie helped me pick myself up by day, and by night wrote about how hilarious it all was in her diary. Second Place Winner By: Mina T., New York, NY, Age 13 Gender: Female Genre: Dramatic Description: An elderly woman tells a young artist to pursue her dreams and shares the story of her broken dreams. Remember, Im the boss around here! My mom screamed and came running to help me. No one messes with you there. That is not good for two reasons: 1) Its getting hot in here. I was so tired that I fell asleep in these beds.(Pause. I wore silky dresses and flirted with the gentlemen, but mostly I danced. My dad also makes me mow the lawn, AND take care of the lawn mower, which at first, I knew nothing about. Pooh: What do you think, Christopher Robin? Maybe you are here today. Hey, maybe we can try to be nice to him. (Very good indeed) My favorite place was Santas workshop. Thank you. I follow the rules of being a kid and remember to eat my candy BEFORE my food. I bet I could beat you in a race. It happens at random times, like at night when Im in bed and looking at my phone. I have to get Luke from daycare. You shouldnt be upset about not getting what you want, especially when what you want is so materialistic. One time, we even planned out how we would make a business together. My good fellow, I wouldn't go so far as to call it a Windsday, just a gentle spring zephyr. Genre: Dramatic, (Elio gets up angrily from his desk and speaks to the teacher. "Aladdin" (2019): Jasmine "She won't go speechless! After all Ive done for you; raising you, teaching you, feeding you, clothing you- you dare to talk to me like this? Wow. Im Olivia, the dance captain. Fist thing to be done is get rid of that bear. It was the course of governments that led to the most destructive weapon ever conceived, but it was the people who paid the price. Question mark, Period, Semicolon, and all the rest of you, I know youre with me on this. But you cant tell anyone ok! Eeyore, I'm very glad that I thought of giving you a useful pot to put things in. To try and get our minds off of you in the hospital (grabs her hand) we started to watch the videos that you made of us on Christmas; it always makes Luke laugh. I think its funny, they know I dont have anywhere to be. And when we do, we will see Lila again. We gave out Valentines day candy, and I went into everyones bag and ate everything. The contract says $1 million for an iceberg from Antarctica. He's Winnie the Pooh By: Amber Rothberg, Massachusetts, USA Age 13 Gender: Female Genre: Dramatic Description: A teenager tells her therapist about the day her sister disappeared. People tell me how much Im like her, and it drives me crazy. Whooops. The very cheek of it. [Christopher Robin] Cheer up, Pooh bear, we're coming. Day after day, night after lonely night. You are horrified. The information and characters contained herein are copyright the Walt Disney Company. Well, I didn't mean a little larger small helping. And then it happened! (to self) Calm down, you will be okay. We need you in the fifth-grade classroom. What do you mean you are busy? Oh, stuff and fluff, that's better, thank you, now where was I? I want to change schools and throw away social media to get away from the one thing that is stopping me from being happy. Oh, yeah. [Rabbit] It's not bad, not bad at all. There are also different uses of punctuation in these lines, ranging from dashes to periods and parentheses. So thats how I got into that group. I am the boss here, so you will do everything I ask you to do exactly when I say it. Sean? And maybe I am, but Im not going to pretend Im normal anymore. Nene would take us to the gas station where she would buy us huge ice cream cones. I just single handedly went from town to town playing my flute and had an army of rats following me. And Piglet who indeed helped out a friend in need, So we say Hip Hip Hooray for the Piglet and the Pooh. By: Austin Walker, Iowa, USA, Age 14 Gender: Any Genre: Dramatic Description: A teenager complains to a friend about household chores. Im not an armrest, IM A HUMAN BEING! Oh my Honey Boo Bear I loved you so much. I am so lost. Oh my gosh ughh I know what youre thinking. Dont worry, Linda. Or depression. I'm not in the book, but I'm at your service. I mean take me to dinner first. But losing him taught me that sometimes life is sad. Which was quite a few, mind you. I remember her telling me, right before she died, that she will always be with me, watching over me like the moon. (Holding back tears.) I will take great care of your kids. What if one of them was the winner? The only reason she does pageants anymore is in hopes that her dad will reach out to her. [Christopher Robin] Cheer up, Pooh bear, we're coming. No, that is way too meta. My nightmare has come true. You know what? Okay, Plan B, cover story, come on think of a cover story. Thats easy. Everyone just calls me Nancy though, Im not sure why. Enjambment forces a reader down to the next line, and the next, quickly. I have dreams. What happened next felt instant and slow motion all at once. Okay? Well, Ive never been much for friends. You see, I know youre most likely confused right now and to that I say youre hugging the tight rope as you exist in this world. After I fell, I was in a coma for two weeks. I just had a cough, see, and I happened to be behind Eeyore and I said, uh, and I said-(starts coughing loudly) Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! It was the best Thanksgiving yet, Grammy. [Christopher Robin] Don't worry, Pooh! Stop! Boots approaching our door, and loud knocking. [Narrator] Now one fine day the east wind traded places with the west wind, and that's turned things up a bit all through the Hundred Acre Wood. I know its not your fault, but Allison, its me. All you have to do is turn princess Andromeda and Poseidons Sea serpent into stone. This is my first video diary after becoming the first earthling to visit the planet Venus. Now Im thinking about how not thinking about thinking made me think about thinking about not thinking. Audition Monologues The monologues below cover a wide range of styles, ages, and genders. (Pause.) 3. 3. Trying to take the place I worked so hard to get. It was an accident. Just because she cant speak your language yet, doesnt mean shes any less than you. You know we live in a two-bedroom apartment, yet you still decided to get pregnant. He knows Im here. Taking pictures of me, invading my privacy. Who knew It could be so fun? Jaaasssooon Jason! I studied my butt off for the SATs to get into this kind of college, and this is what I get for my hard work? Lets get started. Ugh! I never really understood why girls do that for their dopey boys. Like the meeting when humans were created. (pause) Well, I had four pancakes. On my seat! (Tearing up. And her whole story waswhatever you get it. I used to believe that I could understand girls. I hope I can give her strength when she needs it. To get bullied and called worthless do you want that? Oh for the love of-I didnt say sit down! By: Kennedy L., Columbus, OH, USA, Age 17 Gender: Male or Female Genre: Dramatic Description: A teen recounts his/her experience of being hit by lightning. She didnt even notice until I was in math. He's a hefty happy Pooh. Every test I took in middle school was a breeze. You cant reload zoom? I guess he thought I was some obsessed teen off the street, but I am SO not obsessed! Linguini is innocent! Genre: Comedic (Astronaut enters, tripping and staggering) Sorry, sorry, my legs are still getting use to gravity. Precisely, I say, it's over here my good fellow. Wait, she stopped on one. Piglet: Yes, Eeyore, and I brought you a present. We are proud to present this special commemorative edition marking the 30th anniversary of Pooh's theatrical debut. Youve got to be kidding me. Officer Tuffin! 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